PETA, everybody's favourite fundamentalists, are running a competition to find out who is the Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity 2008. It's quite a long list but the organisers have made a fundamental (see what I did there?) mistake. Vegetarians are not sexy. Think about it, a diet consisting of lots of fibre can only lead to excess wind and while farting can sometimes be very funny if it involves forcing someone to smell one beneath the duvet, it is never sexy, unless you're into scat movies of course, and then you're beyond help.
Imagine your on a hot date with one of the candidates, say Russel Brand or Jenna Jameson (I find it hard to believe that she's a vegetarian considering the amount of meat she's had inside her over the years btw) and things are going fine until all of a sudden you notice their pasty skin (sans photoshopping/hours of make up) and the constant smell of cabbage.
Don't get me wrong, I'm a vegetarian, so is my more stable other half, but while she is very attractive for lots of reasons there's nothing sexy about her being a vegetarian.
Now if they had a Most Committed Vegetarian Celebrity 2008, I could understand, but sexiest? It's a very flawed poll.
Okay, so I voted for Emily Deschanel, but I mean, look at her!
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