Today begins a new chapter in the life of your blogger. You see, despite being vegetarian a love of dairy products and alcohol (and not going to the gym in over 6 months) has left me with the following proportions (as you can see in the picture opposite): Normal Head (but kind of peanut shaped actually)
Normal Neck
Normal Arms
Man Boobs
Beer Belly
Normal Legs
I'm not sure if you noticed the two odd ones out there. Anyway, I certainly have.
Therefore, as of today I am off beer for one month and I'm going to try and reduce my dairy intake from, eh every meal, to just once a day. No chocolate, crisps or sweets either, in other words, I'm about to become a very boring, miserable bastard, but it will be all worth it when I don't have to suck my belly in for hours on end when out in public.
On top of that I'm going to start running again, and try, really try, to run (not walk dressed like a clown or something) a marathon in 2009. So there it is, out in the big bad world of the Internet, where everybody can remind me about it.
So get ready friends, I'm going to be miserable for quite a while.
XO
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